What Mary Needs

So my good bloggin friend Skippy posted an interesting blog.....so you go to Google and type in your first name + Needs. So I typed in "Mary needs" and here are some of the hits that I got. It is just a sampling of over 144 million hits, apparently I may be needier than I thought....you be the judge.

"Mary needs to be slapped for this" (probably)

"Mary needs shadows" (like peter pan)

"Mary needs to focus on D" (D=defense for you non-sport inclined types)

"Mary needs the Lamb in School" (finally someone wrote about that dang poem!)

"Mary needs a sheet of paper" (so i can wad it up and play fetch with my cat)

"Mary needs therapy" (likely....but don't judge me...you probably need it too)

"Mary needs some building materials" (indeed!)

"Mary needs to learn the rules" (there are no rules)

"Sexy Mary needs attention on her feet" (that one is my favorite and the most true)

"Mary needs 75 pounds of a 44% nut mixture" (yes, yes I do...how did they know that?)

"Mary needs a Joseph" (for my nativity?)

"Mary needs to get out and about more" (like to the dentist or like to a party?)

"Mary needs to pluck!" (nope...did that yesterday)

"Mary needs money for a room!" (sure....you paying?)

"Mary needs to toss more than her hat up into the air" (why, what else do you suggest I toss into the air?)

"Mary needs a glass of water" (true, always about a glass short of being hydrated)

"Mary needs to send him the appropriate bits to start with" (I apologize if I have your bits....I took them not knowing you need them to start....call me)

"Mary needs nebulising with high dose bronchodilator" (only if I attemtp to go jogging or get chased)

"Mary needs to determine the best day to work her magic" (Oh shoot...was that today?!?)

"Mary needs to remember that the upfront cost of purchasing a property includes a stamp duty"
(I think we all need to remember that one)

"Mary needs a family that will be consistent, firm, and can help teach her how to manage her emotions." (hey family, I think you're inconsistent mushy poor emotional instructional support is just fine the way it is)

"Mary needs to climb" (enough said)

And the grand finale......get your cheesy 'eww gross' and barf reflexes ready....

"Mary needs You!" (Disclaimer: Depending on who you are that may or may not be true. You can contact me if you are unsure which of the two categories you fall into.)

Blog Post Complete. I'm Out.